There are some people I don't really enjoy talking to.  When I tell them about my baby boy and the things he does, they pull what I call a "Penelope."  Let me help you understand...(don't worry, it's worth watching)

http://www.hulu.com/watch/52192/saturday-night-live-penelope-therapy

After watching this clip, do you understand?  Please folks, don't be a Penelope.   It might be funny to watch (okay, it's hilarious...) but it makes you no fun to be around.